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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"

"Supplies!"

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1. Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

2. Yo mama so fat she played Fortnite just to eat the forts

3. Why are school shootings jokes funny?

BecUse there aimed at a younger audience.

4. My first time playing football was a lot like my first time having sex.

There was a lot of blood and bruises but at least my dad came.

5. What do you call a gay couple at the poker table?

A pair of AIDS

6. Yo mama so fat, when the food wasn't enough, she didn't just eat the plate, she ate the table.

7. Carpenter bees are fat

Karen Carpenter bees only think they are

8. What's the difference between an iPhone and a corpse?

One is mobile and the other isn't

9. Yo mama so dumb, she tried to use whiteout on her computer screen.

10. What do you call an Indian on one leg?

Balan Sing

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